how do you get a nice body without moving
are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
me on a bad day: fuck all things
me on a good day: fuck most things
um how do i get skinny by tomorrow
If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
I believe these all (except the salmon, I think) apply to kitties
"i wanna read this very specific fanfiction but i really, really don’t want to write it" - a story about me