I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- fuck what was I dreaming about again
“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
“hit me with your best shot”
I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot
do people really still say me gusta
im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
"These so-called ‘feelings’ are ruining my reputation as a heartless bitch."
This soundtrack gets stuck in my head at least once a day.