• Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
• Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
• Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex

legasey:

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

Actually me

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

itsvondell:

Now I know what true power feels like

dinojay:

momglarepyrope:

sbahjification:

kevinkinky-:

spook-the-ass:

this makes me uncomfortable.

no

jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them

nO,

I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale?? 

houseofstraw:

I miss the Tony Hawk games

Doctor Who meme: nine scenes: I believe in her (1/9)