the drugs from my wisdom teeth removal have worn off
and i looked back on my twitter from this morning
"they took my teeths and didnt even say mazel tov"
last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
This gif is very important
only because it shows me how to take half the pizza for myself
who would eat only one slice of pizza
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
Von Follies by Dita Von Teese, 2013 Collections
I’m lucky to own a draw full of it :’)
I literally, not figuratively, howled at this in theaters
mom: i made cookies!!
where do gifs like this even come from? the pits of hell?
zuhair murad | spring/summer 2011