textd:

ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

#even my poop will be goth


I dont get it how r u gonna see ur shit and if u need to wipe again

textd:

ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

I dont get it how r u gonna see ur shit and if u need to wipe again

paprika:

when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you

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theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

ruraljackdaw:

all-four-cheekbones:

theserif:

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

I love muggleborn headcanons.

There aren’t any “anti-muggle-technology charms,” did anyone actually READ Hogwarts: A History?

Hermione said in The Goblet of Fire that bugging devices don’t work because magic interferes with electricity geez

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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