tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

xombiedirge:

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

chrisnaustin:

I want her body!

chrisnaustin:

I want her body!

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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