stormbornvalkyrie:

"Some roses have steel thorns." For ofvalkyries

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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There are two types of greetings:

laugh-addict:

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend


OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

big babies <3

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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juicyjacqulyn:

epic-vines:

Lil guy tried to meow!

Vine by: Papa Falcon

that is the face of a person who has just died from cute

  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*
  • person: so where did you learn html?
  • me: not.... neopets...

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