Harry Potter Skele-Gro Necklace
Every witch, wizard, and muggle should keep a bottle of SkeleGro handy at all times. You never know when you might need to re-grow your entire skeleton due to a tragic magical mishap. Hung on a 20” chain. Sold on Etsy.
so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct
My roommate bought black toilet paper.
#even my poop will be goth
I dont get it how r u gonna see ur shit and if u need to wipe again
when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you
Make fun of your baby for shitting itself
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either