my destination is wherever this bus is going
IF YOU DON’T LIKE GREEK MYTHOLOGY THEN YOU’RE WRONG LIKE THERE IS LITERALLY A STORY WHERE DIONYSUS GETS HIS PENIS PUDDING ON ATHENA’S THIGH AND SHE SLAPS IT OFF AND IT FALLS OFF OLYMPUS AND BECOMES THIS GUY NAMED ERECTHEUS AND THIS GUY IS LITERALLY SLAPPED OFF MAN CHOWDER FROM ATHENA’S UPPER LEG HOW GREAT IS THAT
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
*applies for architecture job*
experience: building houses on the sims since 2001
I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.
I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…
"yeah i used to like you too"
Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything
but…. but it’s scribblies