I (h)ate everything, a novel by me.
cheCKING YOUR INBOX AND FINDING MESSAGES THAT TUMBLR NEVER ALERTED YOU OF
i may not be too smooth around people but let me tell u i can read a 100k fanfic in a day so doodle doo guess whos cooler than a cucumber not u
don’t pretend you didn’t sing along.
admit it, you’ll be singing this all night long.
“I’m not bitter anymore, I’m syrupy sweet.”
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
If you snap your fingers at me to hurry up I will snap your neck
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal